That Jesus Sho' Gets Around
A Milwaukee woman saw Jesus on a tree.
Florida residents saw Jesus on a tree.
No nails were needed for either one.
Where will Jesus appear next? If Jesus should happen to appear on one of your trees, or on a rutabaga or such, please send me the picture. I will post it right here on Flumadiddle with your story, and you'll be famous. And rich beyond your wildest dreams. And yes, Fwig, I'll accept images of Calvin.
An Extremely Rare Sighting That is so Rare it's Not Seen Very Often. At All! Hardly Ever!
Thomas: You're not going to believe this.
Thomas: I SAW CHURCH SIGN GUY!!!
Me: No way.
Thomas: Yeah, just as he was putting the finishing touches on the sign.
Me: Did you take his picture?
Thomas: Oh fuck! Why didn't I think of that?
I think it's better that we don't have a photo of church sign guy. I'm sure that all of you have your own idea of what he looks like, and I don't want that to be spoiled.
I think we should just embrace our own image of church sign guy and feel the love. Feel the church sign guy love. Doesn't that feel good?
I think I just lowered myself to level creepy.
The Bablatrice - who is going to do a quick lord-check on all her trees tomorrow.