August 7, 2009

Spelling, Schmelling

I was talking to a friend today and he was telling me about a sign he saw. A sign he should have taken a picture of, but didn't. It was a sign for a proofreading business. A simple sign. Very simple.

It read:

Provereading here.

August 4, 2009

Grease Is The Word

You know how a couple of weeks ago I wrote the enthralling epic about Michael Jackson showing up in a greasy pan? Well, I guess Jesus read my blog and got jealous about all the attention MJ was getting so he decided to make his own greasy appearance. Oliver Billerby of Yorkshire discovered the big J after cooking a hamburger. Excuse me, after burning a hamburger.

It's probably just me, but does it look like Jesus is eating the head off another person? Maybe it's some kind of freaky communion ritual, or maybe it's just that I'm heavily medicated.

Nah. Jesus definitely just ate someone's head. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Babsadoodle - who KNEW Jesus read her blog!

August 3, 2009

Church Sign O' The Week

The ever lovely Kathleen sent me a picture of this church sign. I'm not sure I have words to describe it.

Wow, Church Sign Guy! Who knew you were such a redneck? I think next week the sign should read, "Open a can of whoop ass for Jesus".