Two Pennies for Two Thoughts
Thought #1 - Wouldn't it be cool if we could flip people the bird with our middle toes? I've tried. I can't do it.
Thought #2 - What do you think it would be like if the story about Jesus had him being killed by stoning instead of by crucifixion? Would churches have gigantic boulders on their front lawns? Instead of crucifixes, would people wear pendants made up of a bunch of tiny little pebbles with Jesus smashed under them? And, instead of making the sign of the cross, would you just do a haphazard circle thingy?
Yes, these are the kind of odd thoughts I have during the day. I'm pretty sure I'm weird.
Church Sign O' the Week
"Jesus loves you. Love him back."
Well, sweet ponytails and saddle oxfords! Church sign guy is posing as a cheerleader this week. I think I should help him out. After all, I was a cheerleader in high school at a Christian, god-fearing, King James Version only school. I'm fucking qualified.
Jesus loves you. Love him back,
or you will have a heart attack.
Then you will die and you won't be
up in heaven with guys like me.
Lawdy, lawdy what's that smell?
It's your flesh on fire in hell.
You're roasting now - Don't like the heat?
You should have loved the Jesus meat.
Do you think church sign guy has pom poms?
The Bablatrice - who's come a long way since high school.