Random snippets of conversation spoken during our annual budget meeting.
"Ha. You said unit."
"What was he choking on?"
"The clip off his pen."
"Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?"
"He doesn't need the Heimlich. He was coughing, so he's still breathing."
"Well, if he doesn't come back in 5 minutes, we can go see if he died."
"Would that postpone the meeting?"
"That's because guys use their dooflinkies to measure things with."
"Okay, but we're not going to call you Papa-san."
"Just a minute, I'll look at my thing."
"Will you look at my thing?"
"I don't think the Virgin Mary's boobies were that big."
"You know sometimes you're a really smart guy."
"And other times you choke on a pen clip."
"Can I dress like a dominatrix when I do that?"
"So we get to keep the funnoodles?"
We're mature, huh?