The other day I was on the phone with the CPA we use at the office and here's what he said to me: "Your accounting is very tight. I really get great pleasure working with your books."
Jesus H. Christ, could you make a non-sexual compliment sound any more pornariffic?
Those crazy, kinky accounting people.
I'm glad you asked. Today is Spunky Old Broads Day (women over 50 only), National Nose-Blowing Day and National Chocolate Mint Day.
So, I'd suggest finding a plucky, over-50 woman, blow your nose on her sleeve and then ask her to share a box of Jr. Mints. Don't forget your party hat!
Oh yeah. It's also President's Day or something like that. Go celebrate at a 20% off sale.
A Moment of Awwww
Finally, just because I've been in a poopy mood for the past three days and I need something to make me smile, here's a picture of Stumpy, the mutant duck.
Isn't he cute with his two extra legs?
Oh what the hell, I need more awwww.
More! More I say!
I am through now.
No more cuteness.
I've accomplished my goal.
The Bablatrice - Who will try her best not to ever subject you to her poopy moods again.