I'm going to apologize beforehand for the suckiness this post may display. I'm sick. I have IT. IT may be the flu. IT may be some strange disease that will cause me to grow extra appendages that glow in the dark. All I know is IT makes me feel like someone has beat me with a hammer. A big hammer. One that hurts. IT also causes my brain to malfunction.
God is a Pyromaniac
The very sweet Diana sent me an email with a story about a house fire. You can read about it here. It seems that god (I'm assuming it's the Christian god) has set fire to a house in Bardstown, KY that left 10 people dead. Avery Lewis (a random Bardstownite the paper elected to interview) stated, ''No matter how God calls them home, he calls only the best."
I hope I'm somewhere at the bottom of god's "good people" list.
God also has set fire to one of the local churches right here in Fayetteville. Thomas brought me this picture of it.
What does the sign say?
You're still standing.
But your church is toast.
Oh well. At least god protected the cross on your church. I'm sure you can find a way to work that into some miraculous sign that the Big G totally has your back.
Church Sign O' the Week
"True freedom comes from obedience"
Oh my. Church sign guy is feelin' his BDSM freak this week. You like a little spanky with your bible reading, do ya? You naughty, naughty boy. I'll bet you're an avid reader of this website: Christian - BDSM. Uh huh. Get your kink on for Jesus, people.
The Bablatrice - who thinks a luminescent 3rd arm might be kinda cool.