Crystal City is renowned for spinach growing. Okay, renowned might be a bit of an overstatement, but they do grow 'em some spinach there. The article states that Popeye used to be the most recognizable figure in this spinach-crazy town, but not anymore. Popeye done got his ass kicked all over the place by J Dawg.
The fine leafy-greens people of Crystal City are swearing that they can see the crucifixion in the Y of this tree. I can see Jesus, but I don't think he's being crucified. I think JC is just pretending to be an air traffic controller. I've heard that's what he really wanted to do before his dad made him do the other thing.
Just for fun, and because I'm a total dork - I've made a map of where Jesus has been since we've been tracking him. I'll update it with each Jesus sighting and we can have our own little JC radar.
Magical Jesus Tour
Except for the one gig in Milwaukee, it seems Jesus really doesn't dig the northern two-thirds of the country.
Blog Explos!on UpdateDid ya see that Fwig? I told you I was gonna steal it. 'Cause I'm a b!tch like that. Anyway, I received another email from the BlogExplos!on people, confirming that they received my email, and that I'd been issued a support ticket. I'll bet it's a golden ticket.
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Hmm...I'm beginning to think those BlogExplos!on people need to chill out a little bit. Seriously. They yell too much. It can't be good for their vocal chords or their blood pressure. But I'm getting the idea that they really DON'T WANT ME TO REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL.
The Bablatrice - Who might just have to REPLY TO THE EMAIL, and tell the BE people that I am merely Satan's puppet and cannot control what I do.