Zero, Zilch, Zip
That's exactly how many trick-or-treaters I got to poke in the eye last night. I didn't have one single little goblin come to my door. So, the guys at work are thoroughly enjoying the 8 pounds of candy I bought.
Speaking of Kooky
Quick! Are you a starseed, a walk-in or a lightworker? What the hell am I talking about? I don't have a pissin' clue. I just came across this website and started reading all about how there are some of us on this earth who aren't really Earthlings. Holy Ray Guns, Batman! Some of you reading this right now could be aliens and I wouldn't even know it. 1. Because I can't see you and 2. Even if I could see you, I wouldn't know if you were really were an alien, because you'd be disguised as an Earthling. You aliens are some sneaky little fuckers.
Just for clarification (and I use that term ever so lightly): a starseed has at least one parent that is an alien, a walk-in is an alien who all of a sudden takes over someone's body and a lightworker is a person who has chosen to seek spiritual knowledge. (Cue really bad 80s-synthesizer-space music).
Are you confused, yet? Me, too!
But wait, there's more! Act now and you can learn how to recode your DNA in just 4 easy steps. Four steps, Babs? Is that possible? Well, duh. Of course it is. Here are the 4 easy steps:
- Activate your Crown Chakra Crystals. They're located at the top of your head. Just touch your head. I think a lot.
- Activate your MerKaBa antenna. Well, I know where my antenna is, but you'll have to look around for your own.
- Activate your hypothalamus. Just cut your head open, locate your hypothalamus and flip the switch to the "on" position.
- Cleanse your liver. Requires more cutting, but your liver should be much easier to find than your hypothalamus. Use a scrub brush and a healthy dose of liver-cleaning soap. You should be able to find liver soap in your local grocery store on the canned soup aisle. No, I don't know why they keep it on the canned soup aisle.
Before you know it, your DNA is completely recoded. It's that easy! Who the heck knows what you'll turn out to be? You might turn into a banana or maybe a Baptist. You might even turn into some kind of marsupial. Okay, I just threw that in because I love the word marsupial.
I could go on and on about this website, but I'll leave you with this: The website is the official website of the Nibiruan Council. And all their members are connected to the planet Nibiru. And, um, well they're also serving the worlds of the Galactic Federation. And it's not a parody site. And I think I'm finished now.
Babs - who is from the planet Weqwoprkeislm. (The k is silent.)