Plus, I got to make fun of these two
The guy on the right is Thomas' brother, James, and the other guy is their friend, Mike. Mike isn't really the size of a leprechaun, he just looks that way next to James. James makes just about everyone look leprechaun size. James will also be thrilled that I put such a flattering picture of him on the internet. It's part of why he loves me so.
I kept telling the boys that if they were entertaining enough, that I'd put them on my blog. They didn't really pull through, but the table next to us did. I think Jesus was playing in the game, because the guy at the next table kept yelling, "C'mon, Jesus! Put it in the basket". And, Oh, Jesus! Can't you do any better than that?" I was trying to really pay attention every time he yelled, and I'm pretty sure Jesus is number 3 on the Razorback's team.
Speaking of Jesus, which I do so often. Here is the Christian graffiti shot I promised.
JC sure is a life changer. In fact, he'll change your life so much you'll want to deface public property in his name.
Praise J-Dawg and his daddio for Krylon. Fo' sheezy.
And what the hell, here we go with:
Church Sign O' The Week
Look at me go with a picture of it and everything. To make Thomas and I even bigger sinners, we snapped this baby while church was in session. We're for sure on the road to you-know-where now.
Hey, church sign guy, I've got an idea - why don't you use a reference to a commercial that's really old, but not old enough to be retro which would then make it all cool again? Oh wait. That's exactly what you did! Bravo to you, church sign guy. Here are a few more ideas for you.
- Yo quiero Jesus
- Got Jesus?
- Please, don't squeeze the Jesus
- Jesus: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
- Church: A little dab'll do ya.
- Jesus makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.
- Christianity: It's the cheesiest
- The best part of waking up, is Jesus in your cup
- Jesus: The other white meat.
- Jesus is the quicker picker upper
- Jesus is so good, cats ask for it by name.
So, there you go, church sign guy. I expect one of these to be up next week, okay?