Church Sign O' the Week
"The fruit is usually on the branch."
Oh, church sign guy! I thought I loved you before, but now I am hopelessly devoted to you. My heart might be sayin', "fool forget him", but my heart is saying, "don't let go".
So, why am I so enamored with you now, church sign guy? Because you're talking in code and I love code-speak. I've always loved it. When I was a kid I would make up codes all the time and leave encrypted messages around knowing that someone would find them and I'd imagine them all frustrated trying fervently to figure out what the heck I ekil selppa was supposed to mean. I was just so terribly clever, no? Then, in high school Ready Hudson and I made up our very own private code language, and didn't that just make us the two coolest people in the whole wide world?
Well, not really. I mean his nickname was Ready for Christ's sake. Well, it was just Ready. Pronounced Reedy not Ready. His nickname wasn't "Ready for Christ's Sake", because that would make for a really stupid nickname. Sweet Jesus, am I making any sense? He was nicknamed Ready because he was always walking around reading a book. So, you said it like Reedy, but spelled it like Ready. I seriously doubt he did it for the sake of JC or any other man-god.
Anyway, church sign guy - I'm going to play along with your little code game.
"The squished fruit is usually under foot."
And one more just because I'm such a code whore...
"Roscoe ate the Pygmy."
Let me know if you figure them out, okay? It'll be our little secret, oh beloved church sign guy.