Magical Jesus Tour
Here is the map Fwig so kindly requested. I really have meant to keep this updated, but I'm a lazy little beehotch sometimes. Anyway, so far California and Texas are tied at 2 for the big J sightings. I really can't believe that Arkansas doesn't even have one stinkin' sighting.
Do you think it's because Jesus knows I live here and he's scared of me?
I'll bet that's it.
Church Sign O' the Week
"Lifeguard on duty. Ours walks on water."
It's mid-summer and Church Sign Guy is feelin' the local swimming pool groove. I feel it, too Church Sign Guy. I think it's because we're so close. You wanna know the really trippy part of this whole chlorine-induced groove? I found a picture of J-Dawg as a lifeguard. Jesus Hasellhoff Christ! He sure does have some nice man boobs, huh?
And how cool would it be if Jesus turned all that pool water into wine? Nevermind, I forgot that there would probably be a bunch of little kid pee in it. And no one really wants little kid pee in their wine.
Babs - High Priestess and General Dork of The Church of the Bablatrice