Well, I think Felicia is capital W-r-o-n-g. I think the seeds spell capital G-i-d. Now, Gid could be the capital G god's street name, but I'm thinkin' he probably goes by something more along the lines of Wiggy G or something. Anyway, back to my theory. I think the seeds spell "Gid".
See? Doesn't that look more like Gid? And since everyone knows that anytime you find a word in your eggplant, you're supposed to read it backwards, this really should be "dig".
So, Felicia, you need to count the seeds in your miraculous eggplant, stand directly under the full moon, face east and then walk off the same amount of steps that you have seeds, and then you dig.
GET IT? You DIG and then you'll find buried treasure. Or maybe a rock. Or an old spoon. A magical old spoon with amazing spoon powers. Or it might be a beer can tab from 1974, but I'm sure it will be something way cool. And worth much more than the money you'll get should you sell your eggplant on eBay.
I honestly don't think my theory is any wackier than Felicia thinking that because she had some deaths in the family recently, the capital G god decided to make himself known in an eggplant.