I just have to say that whoever had the idea of taking everyone's book entry from my last post, and making a compilation of them was a total and complete doink. But, I did it anyway. Here are the reworked entries. They are not amusing. They could possibly be slightly entertaining if you're drunk. So, you might want to grab a bottle before you attempt to read this. Hell, you don't even have to read it. Just leave me a comment stating the obvious that my blog has gone to shit in the past month and what the fuck is wrong with you, Babs?
Let's just get this post over with and hopefully we can move on to something less painful. Here are the new and improved entries! Yeah, that's it. They're new and improved and less filling!
A delirium is characterized by a disturbance of consciousness and a change in cognition that develop over a short period of time. Moreover, there are no laws to protect privately owned rocks, as there are for creeks and certain trees. Or they can try.
By sometime around 330 B.C., Alexander the Great had conquered much of the known world, including what we now call the Middle East. Like Napoleon and Hitler, Alexander was short and very much distrusted cats, Jews and newspapers. Strauss, by way of gratitude, called him a dilettante. Straight truth, Blair thought.
If you twist a tool sideways you may damage some cog teeth. Owners can chip them, mine them, even demolish them. Cold may be applied to the abdomen and the genitals
Like Napoleon and Hitler, Alexander did not get to have much fun in life. (delirium due to multiple etiologies )
The idea that Mark's gospel might be the earliest of the four, first occurred to Weiss during the progress of his work." (substance induced delirium)
Kahlan took a second glance at their hands to see if they were empty. (delirium not otherwise specified)
What is the first thing to be done? White usually continues with 2.c2-c4, a move that gambits a pawn, though it is rare that black accepts the offer. The farther apart the tools are, the harder it is to channel their force in the right directions.
Take Care,
I am not signing my name to this
Dear ???,
ReplyDeleteSince you didn't sign your name, I don't know whom I should tell that this is funny. Too bad, because this is fucking funny.
Love,
the Most High God of Blasphemy
This would be hilarious read aloud by a couple of drunks or stoners.
ReplyDeleteI offer my services in either role...
ReplyDeleteI must confess that I read this post before the previous post and was much confused. It made MUCH more sense after reading the previous post. I wish I hadn't been diligent yesterday at work and I could have played along. I think the Nancy Drew mystery I was reading yesterday would have added a nice little twist.
ReplyDeleteOk, you're right....next!
ReplyDeleteWell, Babs. It was certianly worth a try. Good for you for following through with your promise despite finding yourself painted into a corner. And anyway - It actually got a couple cuckles out of me
ReplyDeleteChuckles. Not cuckles. Duh.
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