What do you get when you take a little terry cloth, some gunky stuff from an air conditioner and a whole lotta imagination? You get Jesus on a towel!
At least, Lucille Lopez of Houston, Tx, does. Lucy claims she used the towel to clean an air conditioner, bleached the towel. Bleached it again. And Jesus still refused to get off the towel. That Jesus sure is one tough stain when he wants to be. I'll bet if she'd used some of that OxyClean stuff that's sold by that really annoying guy that yells during his commercials, Jesus would've been off that towel lickety split. Mostly because Jesus really hates that guy.
Anyway, after the failed attempts at cleaning Jesus off the towel, Lucy then placed the Jesus towel back in the linen closet for her family to use. Her granddaughter, unknowingly grabbed the Jesus towel and when she started to use it to dry her hair, she saw Jesus on it, threw the towel as far as she possibly could, then ran off screaming hysterically and no one has seen her since.
Okay, I made up that last part. But, she really did throw the towel and I can't blame her. I just don't see Jesus as being very absorbent.
I also don't see this air-conditioner gunk rendering as being the face of Jesus, either.
It reminds me more of Ted from Scrubs, who is probably lacking in the absorbency department, as well.
And, who the hell cleans their air conditioner with a towel and then puts it back in the clean towel stack instead of putting it into the rag pile?
Lucy, you got some splainin' to do.
Babs - Who is highly absorbent. Or is that abhorrent? No. Adorable. That's it. I knew I'd get there eventually.