September 1, 2010

Homocon Sounds Like a Gay Repellant

I'm sure you've all heard by now that the gay Republican group, GOProud is hosting Homocon this month and that Ann Coulter is the keynote speaker.  Ann "a huge cunt if I ever saw one" Coulter was also scheduled to be the keynote speaker for World Net Daily's very un-gay shindig the "Taking America Back National Conference", but WND dropped her gay-promoting ass when they learned about her HomoCon gig. 

Joseph Farah, founder of WND, is like way, way pissed at Ann and said that all future moustache rides for her have been cut off, which is a shame because Joey has quite the pornstache. 

Now Joey is throwing a fit and posted a rant on the WND website stating that Homocon was aptly named because it "literally represents the homo conning of the Republican Party".  You tell 'em, Joey.  It's just like ComicCon literally representing the comic conning of the Nerd Party.  God help us all if those liberty-hating nerds get the right to marry fellow nerds.  Think of all the little nerdlets we'll have running around!  I think we are all well aware that nerds, geeks and people who are just generally dorky are some of the most un-patriotic citizens we have...if they really ARE citizens. 

Joey also states that GOProud supports special government perks for homosexuals.  I really have no clue what he's talking about, but depending on the what the perks are, I could be persuaded to bat for the other team.  So if any one you know about these, please drop me a line, okay? 

I dunno what to tell you, Mr. Fabulously Fanatical Farah.  Your conservative peers have obviously pussed out and caved into the gay agenda.  Just so you know, I'm pretty sure the next item on their agenda is to actually start shopping at the same grocery stores as us.  Imagine the carnage that will ensue once they start spreading the gay all over the zucchini and casaba melons! 

You can read Joey's rant here
Here is the link to Homocon.

Great big smooches!

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