So Dove Outreach Center is going to burn some Qurans on Saturday and now everyone is getting all bent out of shape and scared that there will be anti-American protests. Well, I'm bent out of shape, too, but only because I think the Reverend Terry Jones, head preacher man at Dove, is a total pussy for merely burning Qurans. Grow a pair, Rev! If you really want to offend the Muslims, burn an actual Muslim. Better yet, stuff one of them in a pig that's dressed up like Muhammad and then burn the whole thing.
See? Now that's the way to piss off the Muslims.
Which I don't want to do, because they might kill me.
In other news about religions that I really knowing nothing about, Rosh Hashanah began at tonight at sundown. I have no idea what Rosh Hashanah is except it's Jewish and sounds like it could be a Jewish sasquatch.
Make sure you eat all your gifelte fish, kids, or the Rosh Hashanah will come and eat you.
I'm kidding. I know what Rosh Hashanah is.
It's when the Jews celebrate how they killed Jesus.
Now That's a Spicy Matzo Ball!