Carlos Bebeacua is Spanish, but lives in Sweden. He's Speden. He is the self-appointed cardinal of his own church, Madonna of the Orgasm. I'm not making that up. That's really his church's name and they worship orgasms. Carlos was trying to get his church recognized as an official faith, but Swedish judges said no to the O.
Why does he have a church that worships the orgasm? Because according to Carlos orgasm = god and should be worshiped. Why not? At least it's something tangible and orgasms have done way, way, way more for me than any god ever has. Carlos believes that orgasms shouldn't be limited to ejaculation. He thinks that, "You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking 'Wow!'"
This only makes me think of one thing. Double rainbow dude.
Just so you know that Carlos isn't a figment of my imagination, you can read the story here.
Great big Os,