July 2, 2009

Just a Squirrel Lookin' For a Nut


I think we'd all agree that I've blogged about some weird shit here on Flumadiddle.
This story has to be in the top three.

An unnamed woman - wait, you guys know how I hate 'unnamed' anything, so let's call this woman deranged and we'll name her Betty. Why the hell not? Betty was recently questioned by police in Warren, Ohio about a crime. I suppose there's nothing special in that, but the part that kinda buries the needle on the kooky meter is that Betty had a live squirrel tucked in her cleavage during the entire interrogation.


She also had a chipmunk shoved in her ass crack.


Okay, I made up the chipmunk part.

I hope.

Here's a shot of Betty performing her death-defying "Squirrel In My Cleavage" trick.


Can anyone explain why?


Warm Hugs and Sloppy Kisses,
Babs

5 comments:

  1. Ouch. Just looking at that photo makes me hurt in some very sensitive places.

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  2. THERE'S A SQUIRELL IN MY CLEAVAGE!
    YANK IT OUT!
    THERE'S A SQUIRELL IN MY CLEAVAGE!
    YANK IT OUT!
    THERE'S A SQUIRELL IN MY CLEAVAGE!
    AND IT'S TICKLING MY PEAVAGE!
    YANK IT OUT! OUT! OUT!

    I'm thinking mostly G chord and C7. You're welcome to add a piano solo.

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  3. Chappy - I know. Don't squirrels have sharp little toenails or claws or whatever on their feet?

    Fwig - That was absolutely brilliant and I am working on the piano solo bridge. It's almost as though Steve-o was talking through you. I miss Steve-o.

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  4. Pretty sure squirrels have sharp little toes or how else would they climb trees so efficiently?

    I saw this on Keith Olbermann...it's a tad bizarre, no?

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  5. Kat - Just a tad.

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