I think we'd all agree that I've blogged about some weird shit here on Flumadiddle. This story has to be in the top three.
An unnamed woman - wait, you guys know how I hate 'unnamed' anything, so let's call this woman deranged and we'll name her Betty. Why the hell not? Betty was recently questioned by police in Warren, Ohio about a crime. I suppose there's nothing special in that, but the part that kinda buries the needle on the kooky meter is that Betty had a live squirrel tucked in her cleavage during the entire interrogation.
She also had a chipmunk shoved in her ass crack.
Okay, I made up the chipmunk part.
Here's a shot of Betty performing her death-defying "Squirrel In My Cleavage" trick.
Can anyone explain why?
Warm Hugs and Sloppy Kisses,