I think we'd all agree that I've blogged about some weird shit here on Flumadiddle. This story has to be in the top three.
An unnamed woman - wait, you guys know how I hate 'unnamed' anything, so let's call this woman deranged and we'll name her Betty. Why the hell not? Betty was recently questioned by police in Warren, Ohio about a crime. I suppose there's nothing special in that, but the part that kinda buries the needle on the kooky meter is that Betty had a live squirrel tucked in her cleavage during the entire interrogation.
She also had a chipmunk shoved in her ass crack.
Okay, I made up the chipmunk part.
I hope.
Here's a shot of Betty performing her death-defying "Squirrel In My Cleavage" trick. 
Can anyone explain why?
Warm Hugs and Sloppy Kisses,
Babs
Ouch. Just looking at that photo makes me hurt in some very sensitive places.
ReplyDeleteTHERE'S A SQUIRELL IN MY CLEAVAGE!
ReplyDeleteYANK IT OUT!
THERE'S A SQUIRELL IN MY CLEAVAGE!
YANK IT OUT!
THERE'S A SQUIRELL IN MY CLEAVAGE!
AND IT'S TICKLING MY PEAVAGE!
YANK IT OUT! OUT! OUT!
I'm thinking mostly G chord and C7. You're welcome to add a piano solo.
Chappy - I know. Don't squirrels have sharp little toenails or claws or whatever on their feet?
ReplyDeleteFwig - That was absolutely brilliant and I am working on the piano solo bridge. It's almost as though Steve-o was talking through you. I miss Steve-o.
Pretty sure squirrels have sharp little toes or how else would they climb trees so efficiently?
ReplyDeleteI saw this on Keith Olbermann...it's a tad bizarre, no?
Kat - Just a tad.
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