February 14, 2008

A Valentine Video

Here is my Valentine's Day gift for all of you.



Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!

Hugs and Kisses,
Babs

19 comments:

  1. OK, Babs, I gotta report something creepy that's going on around here.

    There's some guy with big ears who keeps saying he wants to fuck me.

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  2. Ohhh honey, you're so romantic!

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  3. i could never say it with such class!

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  4. Dear God, are those his real ears? I couldn't watch him...he freaked me out.

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  5. I don't know what freaked me out most, the lyrics or those ears. Perhaps it was the image of him actually carrying out his threat.
    Hmmm...I wonder if he can breathe through those things. ;o)

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  6. Ex - I don't know what you're talking about. I think you're having auditory hallucinations.

    Doc B - Yes, I am. I'm all roses and candy and hearts and blech.

    Roger - It is classy, isn't it? I think Mr. P is the epitome of class.

    Kat - I haven't figured out if those are his real ears or not. If they are, I'll bet he can hear like a mofo.

    Dave - You are so, so bad.

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  7. That was so loverly that I want to share it with my family and co-workers. Thanks, Babs!

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  8. Oh my God! Mr. P. is such a smooth talker, so incredibly seductive, and those ears are so sexy...

    Pass the smelling salts, please. I swear I'm going to swoon.

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  9. Holy crap are those REALLY his ears?

    I think the subtitles are Dutch. I'll check to see if they're right.

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  10. OG - You're more than welcome. I thought it was the most beautiful love song I've ever heard.

    Chappy - Me, too. He is smokin'! I especially love when he keeps saying "yes" during the bridge.

    Philly - Sadly I have discovered that those are indeed not his real ears. He actually looks like a normal guy, with normal ears.

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  11. um. that's not gonna happen with Dumbo, no way, no how! But thanks?

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  12. Gee thanks Babs. I had to go test crazy people today and had that song pounding through my mind all fucking day. Do you know how hard it was to maintain a serious facade with all that going on?

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  13. Carla - But he really, really wants you.

    Doc B - You're welcome. I made everyone at the office listen to it, too, and I was cussed all day long over it.

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  14. Sadly, the Dutch subtitles aren't correct. "I wanna fuck you", gets translated as "Oh you are so pretty".

    Now the ears? I'm doubly crushed.

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  15. How can that be? NO! Say it isn't so. Oh you are so pretty? What the hell kind of pick up line is that?

    A pretty damn lame one, that's what.

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  16. Sadly, the Dutch subtitles aren't correct. "I wanna fuck you", gets translated as "Oh you are so pretty".

    That was probably the best part of the joke for his Dutch viewers, most of whom would be at least partially familiar with English or at least "I want to fuck you."

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  17. Not his real ears??? Why? Please someone tell me why!!!

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  18. Actually Ex, I think there isn't a Dutch person alive who doesn't have English skills on par with or better than the average English competency of Americans.

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  19. I think you should write a song in response called "I Want To Fuck You Too Sunshine, Right In Your Big Floppy Ear"

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