April 4, 2008

#^@%$&!

The lovely Heather pointed me towards a fun little toy. Not THAT kind of toy, you pervs. But, rather The Blog and Website Cuss-O-Meter!

I know you all will be rather shocked to know that Flumadiddle registered the following:


The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?
Created by OnePlusYou

How the fuck did I not get in the f-bomb range? Speaking of "f-bomb", I absolutely hate that phrase. Mostly because I think if you feel the word "fuck" is some sort of explosive device in your speaking, you may be a little too uptight and may need to just loosen the fuck up or something.

But the Cuss-O-Meter page did state that my 40.6% was 408% more than other websites that took this test.

So, I've got that going for me.

Take Care,
Babs

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  2. Well, eat your heart out, Babs. My cuss level was 46.8%, which was 485% higher than the average.

    On the other hand, I was not in F-bomb range either.

    So here's a gift from me to help you raise your score: fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckety, fucky, fuck.

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  3. I can't believe you scored that low, Babs. I've heard some people complaining that it isn't working. This seems to be a fact in your case. I'd give you an 89.3%. Ev-0-meter

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  4. Ohhh honey, that just goes to show that we have to work a little harder on our fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck skills. I was saddened to learn that my site is also lacking that elite tier of accomplishment. sigh.

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  5. hahaha, that was pretty funny. Sorry you don't warrant an F-Bomb rating :(
    I for sure would have given that to you!

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  6. Ex - What the fuck do we have to do to fucking bury the needle? I appreciate your help, though. I can't believe you out-fucked me.

    Evo - That's so sweet. Do I want to know what you use as a pointer for your Ev-O-Meter?

    Doc B - Okay, we'll practice. Who knew we'd ever have to practice our ability to write the word "fuck"?

    Claudia - Thank you from the bottom of my fucking, black heart.

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  7. I'm singularly disappointed. I only scored a 27%...

    Around 27% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
    This is 200% MORE than other websites who took this test.

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  8. Jesus... Kathleen gets 27% and I just took it and got: ZERO ?!?!?!

    damn.

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