Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.

In the Wild

Guess what? I didn't get eaten by a bear! I didn't even have one nibble on my baby toe or anything. In fact, the only wildlife we saw was some fish, deer and an armadillo. But, the strangest wildlife was the born again person. In fact, we saw 2 of them. I decided not to snag one, because one of the Jesus people had a gun strapped to his back. I guess that's the new look in Christian couture.

Did I mention our camping trip was in bumfuck Oklahoma? It was like being in the deep south. The very deep south. It's a good thing I'm already in therapy.

Oklahoma Church Sign O' the Week

"Somebody call 911, 'cause this church is on fire."

Oh my, Oklahoma church sign guy sure is a saucy little number, isn't he? He'd have to be to use a pick-up line on a church sign. How 'bout next week you use, "We may not be the Flintstones, but we can make your Bedrock." or "Come in and see our hard drive. We promise it's not 3.5 inches and it's not anywhere near floppy."

I think Oklahoma church sign guy just needs to get laid and get it over with.

Damn Someone to Hell

What better thing to do on a Sunday? I mean churches across the world are doing it today, why not we heathens? So, if you're really pissed off and feel the need to vent you can damn someone to hell by going here. And if you're bored you can scroll through and peruse the damned list. Some of them are funny, some are stupid, some are sad. I think the best was I saw was: Andrew - damned for being a poohead.

Take Care,
Babs - who should be damned for her blogging habits lately.