May 8, 2007


My Buddha Babies

Usually my kids are off limits on my blog, but not tonight.

My son is graduating from high school Friday night, and godammit, I'm proud of that kid. I'm proud of both of my kids. Not only are they beautiful, funny and smart, but they're both ethical. Can you imagine? My kids have morals. Morals straight from the womb of a godless heathen. Shocking, isn't it?

Tyler is officially an adult and Whitney is not far behind. But, in my heart they'll always be these two little goobers that stole my heart from the minute I saw them.


I know lately my blogging has been sparse to say the least, and my blog-reading has been non-existent. I'm not sure what the hell's been going on with me. Life just keeps getting in the way. But I'm sure I need to be punished for it. By Johnny Depp. Oh yes, I've been a naughty, naughty girl.

I'm sorry. Where were we? Oh yeah, me being a bad blogger. Well, I'm going to try and do better.

That's all I'm going to say about that.

Stupid is as Stupid Does

Jazrahel King, mental giant that he is decided to steal a Jeep. Stupid enough in itself, right? Well, the J-Man couldn't stop with just a little stupidity. He had to whip out the entire, "I'm a Total Dumbass" cake and throw it in our faces. See, Jazrahel took his stolen Jeep back to the exact car lot he had stolen it from and tried to trade it in for a larger vehicle.

Wowie, Jazzie. You're a total fuckwit. Way to go!

Caption Me

Just because I'm totally nutty, I thought it'd be fun if we had a photo captioning contest. Not that there are any prizes and I'm not even going to pick a winner, but I'm sure it will be fun anyway, won't it? Of course it will. So, here's the picture - you caption it.

Take Care,


  1. I warned you that something bad would happen if you didn't return my tools.


    Yeah, that happens to me, too, every time I read "Flumadiddle."

  2. But why were there only one set of footprints, Lord?
    --It was then that I cornholed you.

    Mind the cgivntr. It's got a nasty bite.

    So glad you're back, honey. Conga-rats to the kiddo.

  3. Welcome back, you were missed.

    I didn't even know you had kids, that's how well you don't talk about them. That picture is so freaking cute. Congrats on your son graduating.

    I thought of you on Sunday when I was stuck in a Born Again church service. I kept wanting to raise my hands to challenge "Pastor" and the load of crap he was spewing.

  4. Oh yeah, I suck at captioning photographs. This one made me shake my head and think "Dear Heavens."

  5. Ex - You mean Jesus picks you up everytime you read my blog? Sweet hells, that means Jesus is probably reading, too.

    Sharna - Oh. My. God. That so needs to be a bumper sticker. You are so bad, you're good.

    Kathleen - Thank you, dear. Should you ever decided to challenge a pastor in the middle of a good born again preaching, please, please video it so you can share with the rest of us.

  6. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Can't touch this
    Break it down!
    Stop! Hammer time!

  7. Anon - oh sweet cheese on a cracker. I laughed so hard I think something internal isn't going to be working any longer. Thank you.

  8. Holy me, this bastard is heavy!

  9. Dude.... you're on my robe.

  10. Anonymous9:41 AM

    "Oh Dad, Ty smell's so good!"


    "Oh God! Ty you smell so good!"