Roberto Colon (I'm sure it's pronounced "cologne") has a footstool. It's a magic footstool. Kinda like a magic carpet, but you can't fly on it. And it's not a carpet. It's a footstool. But, it has Jesus on it!!! That's why it's so magical.
At least Roberto can see Jesus on his footstool.
I see Chewbacca, myself, but whatever blows your skirt up, Robbie.
What I can't figure out is why J-Dawg would want to show up on something that people prop they're stinky feet on? I guess JC must like the smell of toe cheese or something.
Roberto states that he's probably going to keep the footstool, although he might put it up for sale on eBay. He seems to think he can get anywhere from $100,000 - $500,000 for his footstool.Well, good luck with that, Mister Delusional.
Stupid is as Stupid Does
Gregory Daniels of Pomono, CA decided the other day that he should steal an entire ATM. Brilliant plan, Mr. Daniels. So, Gregory and an unknown accomplice wrapped a chain around the ATM, hooked the chain to a pickup truck and ripped up the ATM. They then tossed the machine into the back of the truck and sped off with visions of riches beyond their wildest imaginations. And they were probably laughing maniacally. Or maybe singing "We're in the Money" or something like that.
But luck, that fickle little beehotch, had decided to thumb her nose at the fearless duo that day. Police immediately began pursuing the pair, and then Wonderboy Greg turned into a dead end street. Not smart, Greg. Not. Smart. The unknown accomplice was able to run away from the police and he may be running still. He's probably in Oregon by now. Greg, however, wasn't so fortunate. It wasn't for lack of trying, though. He was trying desperately to run away from the police. Struggling. Panting. Cursing. Ruing the day. But you see he couldn't run away, because his prosthetic leg had fallen off.
I guess it's just not easy to hop away from the police, so Greg was caught.
And to add insult to injury, now when Greg has his day in court he won't have a leg to stand on.
Babs - Who loves bad puns with just a hint of tacky.