Today is my 100th post. Woofuckinhoo, huh? In honor of my 100th post, I'm going to do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight. Get down tonight.
Actually, we're gearing up to go on a fishing/camping trip. I get to sleep in a tent and get bitten by bugs all night. I might even get eaten by a bear. Which would be a really sucky way to die. But even scarier than bears and bugs, Thomas told me that the place we're going is known to be inhabited by some scary fundamentalist, born again people.
The horror! The horror! Run for your lives!
I wonder if I'll be able to snag one with my fishing pole. Then I could have it mounted on a piece of wood and hang it over the fireplace.
I kid. Seriously. A born again mount just wouldn't go with my decor. Besides, I've heard that having a Christian hung over your fireplace is just so last year.
If I survive this trip, I'll write all about the thrilling adventure I'm sure it will be.
Take Care,
Babs
Just watch out for those sand fleas, honey - and whatever you do, don't foahuc in the woods...you don't want to get poison ivy on your hooha.
ReplyDeleteUsed to camp deep in Algonquin park on occasion. My former darling launched into a long gory dissertation of local fatal bear maulings one night and the next morning asked why the axe was in the tent next to my sleeping bag. So I had to explain how a good axe musn't be left outside to get wet or it could rot of course. Some people are just so dumb, eh?
ReplyDeletecpnevo? What are you trying to say, aliens? "Captain Vino"? He's not dumb! You just watch your step, Gazoo!
Oh Babs, btw - Did you know that I own 6.88% of your blog! It's true - at least on the Fantasy Blog Stock Market! I spent my last $97 on Flumadiddle stock back in December and it didnt do much for a while but I just checked and your stock has gone through the roof!! My $97 investment is worth over $69,000! Hoo Haw!
ReplyDeleteYou're my meal ticket!
zkpylch - oops. Pardon me.
Hope you come home unscathed from the camping trip. I hope there are much Born Agains stories, however.
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