July 23, 2010

Raysing the Bar

*UPDATE* Ray took down the paragraph he'd written about me on his webpage. But, I had already saved it, so here it is.

Due to the actions of an atheist thief who has stolen my material and posted evil postings about our Christian beliefs. She refuses to remove her sarcastic evil rantings about Christianity and God and refuses to remove the pictures of my material that she has stolen from me. I have had to post this warning. Disclaimer: I certify that everything on this site is real and that I have personally experienced what I have written below. All material on this site is copyright protected. Do not copy, link, modify, or reproduce any material on this site without my express permission. Any violation will result in legal action. If you would like a copy of any of my photos below with an express license please let me know and I will be happy to send you one.

Also, Ray has taken all of the mentions of his holy cracker being a Ritz cracker and has taken off the pictures of the Ritz box. I guess he figured out that he was doing a little bit of copyright infringement on his own.

Here is a cached version of his webpage that still has the Ritz pics on it.

*End of update*

It's official. Ray is like totally infatuated with me!You know how I know? Because he wrote a love poem to me on his Jesus cracker page. See for yourself.
It's right

I love that he wrote it in red because red is the color of Jesus' blood. It's also the color of Valentine hearts. And roses. And Jesus' blood!

Ray has very generously offered to send a copy of his Jesus cracker photos to anyone who asks, so I think you guys know what to do. Get over to Ray's page and get you some Jesus cracker pics.

Here is the post that started this lovefest between Ray and I.

I think I love Ray more than I love Jesus, and that's a lot!

Smacks on the ass,


  1. I can't see it. Did he take it down?

  2. Parge- He did take it down. Check out the updated post and thanks for reading!

  3. Anonymous9:51 PM

    That's prety cool, you're back after about a year and already you are 'finding the love'.

  4. Carla - It's a gift. From Jesus.

  5. LOL. I wonder if McDonalds French Fries fall under the same holy protection, after all they still look the same ten years later.

  6. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Damn, Babs - you sure know how to pick 'em. Or do they pick you?