November 22, 2010
I guess I just have a lot of fortitude, because god in heaven knows how tempting it is to want to hook up with the ex-boyfriend who gave me slobbery kisses in the backseat of a '73 Plymouth Duster while clumsily trying to cop a feel of my boobs. And the fact that we haven't seen each other in over 20 years and probably don't have a goddamn thing in common makes an affair even MORE alluring. Sweet merciful lord save me!
But enough about me.
Let's get back to Pastor Cedric. Not only did Cedric claim that Facebook was a "portal to infidelity", he even demanded that his church leaders delete their Facebook accounts or resign from their positions.
Speaking of positions, I wonder which one Cedric was in when he and his wife had a three-way affair with a church member a few years ago.