May 26, 2009

She's Back!

Oh The Bitch Is Back

Okay, kids. I've decided to bring back Flumadiddle! Woohoo!

The reason I abandoned my precious Flumadiddle to begin with was because of my job. Now that, that small detail has been so graciously taken care of by my former employer in the form of me getting fired, I can be out and proud. Um...as a godless heathen, that is. I was concerned that my blog would be seen by clients and they'd be offended and so on and so forth. Well, I can say 'fuck it' now and be the adorable little reprobate that you all know and love. Or possibly just tolerate.


I will be bringing back Church Sign O' the Week and That Jesus Sho' Gets Around. I might even make a video or two. In other exciting news, I am working on some Flumadiddle original t-shirt and bumper sticker designs! I am sure you're as thrilled as I am. If so, you're seriously about to piss yourself right now.

What the fuck. Let's start with a Jesus sighting right now.

That Jesus Sho' Gets Around

Who's the cheesiest? Or maybe it should be the Jeesiest? It's Jesus and he's been found in a bag of Cheetos. That Jesus sure does like his snacks, and you know why? 'Cause he's totally baked all the time. And, damn can Jesus get the good shit.

Anyway, Dan and Sarah Bell of Dallas, TX are the lucky duo who found the Jesus Cheeto. Not only are they a lucky duo, but they're also a very clever duo and they've named their Jesus Cheeto 'Cheesus'.

Oh.

Well, thanks for stealing my joke Dan and Sarah. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with the Jesus Cheeto?

I know! A picture. I don't know if it's just me, but when I look at that I don't see Jesus. You wanna know what I see?


Some people see Jesus, I see a vibrator. Who would have guessed that one?

Until next time...

Take Care,
Babs - Less filling. Tastes great!

10 comments:

  1. I kind of see a baby holding out its arms for momma. I think your interpretation (imagination) is much better.

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  2. Joy! I was running out of bloggers who make me chortle.

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  3. HI Babs, so glad Flumadiddle is back, we have missed you. What concerns me are all the "christian ads that I'm seeing on your blog. Damn that google.

    As for Cheesus, I see a big tasty cheeto ripe with crunchiness....and a dildo.

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  4. dianalynn_727011:37 PM

    Yayhooo!! You are ass-funny ;)

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  5. Thanks for the great laugh! You sure know how to commentate on the absurd.

    I still remember the first post I ever saw here - the Kids letters to Santa and your little replies. In fact I still revisit that post about twice a year and it reduces me to eye-watering stomache-cramping hysterics every damn time.

    I wish you would re-post it!

    R

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  6. Good Lord welcome back! Everyone needs to be disoriented now and then! Royce

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  7. OG - I think I just have a dirtier mind.

    Parge - Feel free to chortle at will.

    Carla - I think the Christian ads give Flumadiddle the classy touch it's been lacking.

    Diana - I'm so glad you found my little corner of insanity!

    Fwig - Awww...I could totally hug you right now. Well, I could if you didn't live 1000 miles away. I promise I will re-post the Santa letters. Just for you.

    Royce- Thanks! It's great to be back.

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  8. Alright! I'm thrilled that you're back and have re-taken your spot in my chapel choir.

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  9. Chappy - I'm totally stoked about being back in the choir.

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  10. yay!

    and all I see is a gross stinky feet smelling cheesie.

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