August 4, 2009

Grease Is The Word


You know how a couple of weeks ago I wrote the enthralling epic about Michael Jackson showing up in a greasy pan? Well, I guess Jesus read my blog and got jealous about all the attention MJ was getting so he decided to make his own greasy appearance. Oliver Billerby of Yorkshire discovered the big J after cooking a hamburger. Excuse me, after burning a hamburger.

It's probably just me, but does it look like Jesus is eating the head off another person? Maybe it's some kind of freaky communion ritual, or maybe it's just that I'm heavily medicated.

Nah. Jesus definitely just ate someone's head. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Later,
Babsadoodle - who KNEW Jesus read her blog!

6 comments:

  1. Is that Original Jesus or Krazy Kanibal Jesus? There's a difference you know. Same as Original Santa and Krazy Kanibal Santa. You should do your homework.

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  2. Holy Hannah. You've got an ad on your site for Church Playground Equipment.

    What is church playground equipment? How does it differ from non-consecrated playground equipment? I hope you'll do an article on that. Enquiring minds want to know.

    R

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  3. What gives, Babs? Jesus starts reading your blog and you stop cussing?

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  4. That's actually pretty good, I wonder how the burger was.

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  5. R -I will do research on the church playground equipment and will blog about it forthwith. Or a week from now.

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  6. Jesus does have one helluva mustache in that greasy "picture."

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