tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post5504547338657899529..comments2023-09-25T03:53:05.538-05:00Comments on Flumadiddle: Funny Money BunnyBabs Gladhandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05120612577936100239noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-51108471177639113382007-12-15T10:37:00.000-06:002007-12-15T10:37:00.000-06:00Damn. The first link has expired. I really need to...Damn. The first link has expired. I really need to make it a point to visit you more than once a month. But Jeebus - life has been nut-crazy lately.<BR/><BR/>I'm thinking the wabbitsnatchers may have really been angels.<BR/><BR/>Either way - can't wait to hear the song. I hope you use the word <I>akpwcblw</I> in it. A lot.Fantasy Writer Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10009677348939299315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-8760465002872846682007-11-30T19:28:00.000-06:002007-11-30T19:28:00.000-06:00Ex - That's brilliant! I can definitely put this ...Ex - That's brilliant! I can definitely put this to music. Unfortunately, I can't for the life of me sound even remotely country when I sing. Of course, I could go over the top with it. I'll have to try it and see.Babs Gladhandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120612577936100239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-90521224826944918542007-11-29T21:39:00.000-06:002007-11-29T21:39:00.000-06:00OK, I can't come up with a verse, but here's the c...OK, I can't come up with a verse, but here's the chorus, John Mellencamp singing with some rockabilly twangy guitars in the background:<BR/><BR/>It was a <BR/>Dead bunny in a hand-me-down <BR/>Handbag. <BR/>Lost mah money in a deal with some Dirtbag.<BR/>Tol' my honey, and she called me a Scumbag.<BR/>It ain' funny to get hit with a <BR/>Sandbag.<BR/>D-E-D <BR/>B-U-N-N-I-E (uhhh)<BR/>in a handbag.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-18967848048611527372007-11-29T21:36:00.000-06:002007-11-29T21:36:00.000-06:00Sarge - Oh god, I wish I could see a video of this...Sarge - Oh god, I wish I could see a video of this. I can only imagine the look on his face when everyone was stampeding past him. <BR/><BR/>Kat - I adore them, too. They make me happier than I probably should be. <BR/><BR/>Lifeguard- I must confess that I do love some of the old country music. I adore Willie, but I don't think of him as country. He's just Willie. <BR/><BR/>Carla - I'm so relieved to know I won't ever find a dead rabbit in your purse.Babs Gladhandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120612577936100239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-45259192000997820792007-11-29T21:31:00.000-06:002007-11-29T21:31:00.000-06:00Alexander is smarter than me, I don't even know ho...Alexander is smarter than me, I don't even know how many zero's there are for a million. but I do know to leave a dead bunny where it lies.yoo hoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17918978945701905213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-47212513708236511412007-11-29T18:04:00.000-06:002007-11-29T18:04:00.000-06:00Babs, Chaplain, and Exterminator:IF IT AIN'T COUNT...Babs, Chaplain, and Exterminator:<BR/><BR/>IF IT AIN'T COUNTRY, THEN IT AIN'T MUSIC.<BR/><BR/>Granted, the new crossover pop country sucks, but Willie Nelson? Waylon Jennings? Hank?<BR/><BR/>Now I love jazz, classical, and opera, but you gotta love Hank, man!Alejandrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08578877429793660591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-78844535360252084642007-11-29T12:19:00.000-06:002007-11-29T12:19:00.000-06:00I simply adore stupid criminal stories. They are ...I simply adore stupid criminal stories. They are just the bestest ever. A million dollar bill...dear God, and people wonder why they need to pay attention in school.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04399098868122212536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-82348379070186632362007-11-29T07:41:00.000-06:002007-11-29T07:41:00.000-06:00A few weeks ago here in central pencil yuckey we h...A few weeks ago here in central pencil yuckey we had some clown come into a bank with the intention of robbing it.<BR/><BR/>He announced that he had planted explosives somewhere in the bank and demanded all the money. People uttered whoops and shreiks and stampeded out of the place (employees included) leaving him alone in the bank he'd supposedly mined. He took off, too, and got no money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-38985270492214785772007-11-28T22:44:00.000-06:002007-11-28T22:44:00.000-06:00Ex - I've never had the pleasure of a German pop-u...Ex - I've never had the pleasure of a German pop-up. Scottish, yes. Swedish, yes. Venezuelan, yes. But no German. <BR/><BR/>The lyricists want to try and make us believe that the singers aren't as dumb as we know they really are. They can spell! They're fucking geniuses!! <BR/><BR/>I just had a horrible thought. What if Barney sang a country song. How truly awful would that be? <BR/><BR/>Great, now I <I> know </I> I won't be able to sleep tonight.Babs Gladhandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120612577936100239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-9312270158795532532007-11-28T22:17:00.000-06:002007-11-28T22:17:00.000-06:00Babs:There's nothing like getting pop-ups in Germa...Babs:<BR/><BR/>There's nothing like getting pop-ups in German. <BR/><BR/>By the way, I can't stand country music, either. I never could figure out why the lyricists think people want to hear singers spell. <BR/><BR/>I'd have to say it's close between which makes me gag more: a guy moanin' an' groanin' 'bout how he lost his wife and job after drinkin' all night and drivin' cross country with a hard-hearted woman who threw him over as soon as they got to Tucson, or a singing dinosaur puppet.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-19954255879828081392007-11-28T21:29:00.000-06:002007-11-28T21:29:00.000-06:00Ex - Oh my ever doubting friend, here are some ot...Ex - Oh my ever doubting friend, here are some other links for you to peruse. <BR/><A HREF="http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7009268419" REL="nofollow">Link 1</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11262007/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm" REL="nofollow">Link 2</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.thestatesman.net/page.arcview.php?clid=32&id=205404&usrsess=1" REL="nofollow">Link 3</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.hln.be/hlns/cache/det/art_666576.html?wt.bron=RSS" REL="nofollow">Link 4 </A><BR/><BR/>Have fun reading the last one. Bwahahaha! <BR/><BR/>The only similarity between this story and the cat in the package story is that it's a dead animal in some type of container. But here are a few of the differences. <BR/><BR/>1.) Nobody dies in this story, except for the bunny <BR/><BR/>2.)There is no dead cat placed upon a gurney that the dead person is laying on. <BR/><BR/>3.) It's a cat, not a bunny. <BR/><BR/>4.) It's a purse, not a package. <BR/><BR/>5.) It's the truth, dammit. I swear on all things holy that it's the truth. <BR/><BR/>6.) Isn't it funny that I just swore on something holy. <BR/><BR/>7.) I still haven't forgiven you for making me watch the Barney video. <BR/><BR/>Chaplain- Should I ever write a country song it would only be to make fun of country music. I detest country music. Abhor it. I don't like it very much, either.Babs Gladhandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05120612577936100239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-76981764933388016892007-11-28T20:57:00.000-06:002007-11-28T20:57:00.000-06:00Please don't tell me you write country music! I ca...Please don't tell me you write country music! I can't stand country music. Say it ain't so, Babs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33851732.post-72138681194171237492007-11-28T20:23:00.000-06:002007-11-28T20:23:00.000-06:00Well, Babs, I hate to weveal the twuth, but the de...Well, Babs, I hate to weveal the twuth, but the dead bunny story is a recycling of an urban legend about a dead cat in a package -- which goes back to at least 1938. That's a long time for a bunny, dead <I>or</I> alive, to be stuffed in a purse. <BR/><BR/>See, I'm skeptical about what I read <I>even here</I>, at my most trusted news source.The Exterminatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452054124550486048noreply@blogger.com